RP with this dead man standing

X: YOOOUUUUU

Apsogos: Hm?

X: I remember you!!!

Apsogos: Oh yeah you... who are you again?

X: you f**king coward! You ran away our last fight!

Apsogos: Oh yeah fight... fight... I don't know who the hell you are.

X: Are you stupid or something?

Apsogos: I've been dead for 10 years.

X: I remember you though

Apsogos: okay and I don't.

X: you little f**k

Apsogos: And that is?

X: His Name's DBL and he's a bitch

Apsogos: Mhm... is he a god?

(DRAGON BALL LEGENDS!??!?!?!)

X: He's a Divine being

(I MADDDDEEE HIM BEFORE 2018 GRRRRRRRR)

Apsogos: close enough.

X: This'll be a cool fight to see

Apsogos: Alright I guess.

X: *Activates his Ryft Gauntlet*

Apsogos: *Takes out order*

X: *Makes a Ryft* He should be in the Facility

Apsogos: ...about that... *he waves his hand through the rift and it goes straight through* I can't interact with portals.

X: That sucks, how am I gonna get you into a different Dimension then?

Apsogos: i don't know...

X: Eh whatever

Apsogos: *he turns to walk away*

X: I heard you didn't like gods, is that correct?

Apsogos: correct.

X: What would ya do if I told you I had Divine Energy

Apsogos: ...Personally I wouldn't care since you're not to the point where you have the title of god

X: I know a god, He trains me and he's like, undefeatable and stuff

Apsogos: good for you. *He drinks a beer from out of nowhere*

X: Eh, thought you'd be interested in killing him or somethin

Apsogos: nah if he helps mortals he's fine by me.

X: Oh, welp, I know another guy that destroys everything he sees

Corbin: Oh hey man. Who are you?

apsogos: Okay now you're just a guy with the ability to turn into crows.

*They reform back into Corbin.*

Corbin: So now… we’re on the right track?

Apsogos: ...I'm just gonna say that you're a magic man and move on.

Corbin: Hold up. Lemme show you something else.

*His gloves darken as he crouches down and touches the ground.*

Apsogos: cool.

*The floor around Corbin darkens. Soon, a shadow monster rose below Corbin.*

Monster: Grrrr!
Corbin: ya still like it?

Apsogos: lovely. *He shoots the monster*

*The monster absorbs the bullet. It then licks Apsogos in the face.*

Corbin: Aww! It likes you already!

Apsogos: get it off me-

*The monster returns to its depths.*

Corbin: It’s gone before you could finish that sentence.

Apsogos: Whatever...

Corbin:geez. Why you so rude all of a sudden?

Apsogos: I've been dead for 10 years and you expect me to be happy?

Corbin: sorry. I can’t really relate…

Apsogos: yeah

Corbin: I’ll just go… bye…

*He spreads his black wings and flies away.*

Apsogos: Just a hunter. you?

*He puts his dagger away*

Corbin: … I don’t know my occupation anymore. Probably a… disciple of darkness? And a god of crows? Although, I only see myself as a representative of those two.

Apsogos: GOD?!

*he takes out his dagger again*

Corbin: AH! I SAID I DONT KNOW MY REAL OCCUPATION!

*He backs away.*

Apsogos: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you.

Corbin: uh… I… uh… am a crow!

Apsogos: ...You're a crow. J-just like that?

Corbin: What? Is it hard to believe?

Apsogos: I mean you're talking in fluent English and have human comprehension

Corbin: Hold up. TRANSFORM!

*He turns into three crows.*

Crow 1: See?
Crow 2: How about now?
Crow 3: You believe in us?