Well, Here's the First version of the second one..

and If I ever see someone Comment an Anti-Furry Flag here,
I am Literally going to Make WWIII look like a Tea-Party.
just to Avenge Cloud the Fox for Leaving ImgFlip.

I think you know nothing about cloud
And that’s not a problem cause neither do i

He has not done a singular thing to cloud
Also that you probably have no idea who she is