“Did you eat today?”

Are you TRYING to make my primal instincts go berserk? I will turn into a f**king praying mantis and decapitate you and then eat you >w< <3

Whgaf

“Youre so cute”

woa

“Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake ilvv no wa my s I’m “

wth

Your family misses you wake up

"mom"

"Mom where is dad is he out for the milk?"

MINE!!! >W<

uhhhhh

yo wake up its a dream WAKE UP

okay darling aka my good girl

>/////////////////////<

Wake up

Wake up.

woah

“did you watch your daily skibidi toilet my little omega”

"Y- Yes I did my big alpha >//w//<"

“good Ohio rizzler”

"UwU! Ur my sigma Rizz Master!"

*hugs from behind and whispers in your ear* I love you~

>:T

Pfft- hey there

:3

*shoulder rub*
i win

THE FATHER SAID I COULD-

Well then it's not theft

I like to say it is

well I don't think police would like it if you did

NO DAD IM SORRY

I ACTUALLY OWN 2 ADVENTURE TIME SHIRTS-

AND YOU HAVE A GRANDCHILD-

YOU HAVE A KID???????

UH- MAYBE

5
4
3
2

YES I DO HAVE A KID BUT HOLI DOESNT KNOW-

HOW

I STOLE IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?!?

WHY

hey pookie bear *hugs from behind*

Who are you-

Where my hug at 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

uhhhh ok- *hugs*