Dumb brown recluse.

I would take a picture of it on my hand, but it never stands still when I’m holding it, and it runs incredibly fast.

I know what you’re thinking. These things physically cannot bite people they are crawling on. The only way they are able to is when applied pressure like underneath clothes. So my hand would be fine.

bro killed spdr

oh shig bro be careful
if it bites you you might start walking on walls and your uncle might di-