VA Practice Scripting - Give me ideas!! ^w^

"I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit! A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! F**k all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. F**k this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! F**k American pride! F**k the media! F**K ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his OWN wars!"

It would be so awesome
It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible superhero
Movie the world has ever seen
The screens would light up
With real explosions and special effects
Like tons and tons of special effects
My super sweet cape would be special effects
And it would blow your mind
'Cause it's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer a sidekick, no, that's not me
Picture my booty up in 3D
I'll shake my booty in my own movie
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
I'd have the most impressive, cool and scary
Big, mean, hairy adversary
But not to worry, I'm the man in charge
Yeah, I'd have an alter ego
I'd be a billionaire
Standing tall with adult-sized hands
And gorgeous hair (gorgeous hair)
'Cause it's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
No longer the sidekick (sidekicks are lame!)
Now I'm the superhero putting villains to shame
R-O-B-I-N is the name!
Ooh, and I'd have my own hero music, too
It'd go bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, boom!
It would play every time that I entered a room
Then I'd say my sweet and ominous catchphrase
"Crack an egg on it, ca-caw!"
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
It's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie
It's all about me (it's all about me), it's all about me
(It's my movie, my movie) my movie, my superhero movie
(Lining up to see, all about me) yeah, it's all about me

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

I'm gonna add that. Iris is gonna say all of that shit lol.
(aka me, i shall suffer)

nice

i have more

you're going to strongly dislike me when I'm done

oh god- why..

I think I'm out of memes/speeches

A few of them I put into the scripting, so dw.

will there be a link to a video or anything?

Idk, I'm mostly handing out VA practice scripting for TSC in Discord to people who want to audition.

nice

you underestimate how many memes and speeches I have access to

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"Welcome to camp Nevaro ... so you're the new replacement, huh?... YOU ARE OUT OF LINE, SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?... Don't have any? ... You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?!? ... see the truth is, you've LOST an expensive piece of military issue equipment ... That SUIT is coming out of your PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE-HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD ... Which is the number of years it will take for you, to pay for the suit of Mark two powered combat armor, which you have LOST ... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK 'TILL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER!!!"

"The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't. Arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error."

Iris does the suck the snake venom skit

Idk what that is but ok.

It's a Boy scouts thing, I tink

“The country of Gabon sends a rocket ship with money and resources they seized from São Tomé, after the Murder Drone War (where JC Jenson threw all of the spare drones into a random jungle in Gabon) and then Gabon used it against their island neighbour (not Equatorial Guinea) São Tomé. They won, and used all of their money on a ship to go to Copper 9. There, they just put a bird there and left, what will happen to the bird, that will not be explained in that kids book we were reading,” -unidentified father figure

"I Like Oil"