Other names for p**is
Groin Gouger
Pork Whistle
Purple Pneumatic Drill
Choad
Joystick
Peen
Tubesnake
Spitting Cobra
Schlort
Plonker
Shrinky Dink
The D
Womb Broom
Va**na Miner
Mr. Sniffles
Taco Warmer
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit Rod
Clam Hammer
Mutton Dagger
Gash Mallet
Sludge Pump
Uncle Reamus
Woody Womb Pecker
Lincoln Log
Cervix Crusader
Piss Pump
Cheeky Monkey
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Dinky
John Thomas
Peeper
Thrill Drill
Pink Tractor Beam
Yoo-Hoo
Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
Dome Head
Captain Winky
Agent Hosepipe
Squinty Blow-pop
Old Man Drizzle
The Goods
Wrinklebeast
Elevator
Private Washington Monument
The Pendulum
Gods Pinkey Finger
Puking Flesh Weasel
Tadpole Torpedo
Sin Stick
Rolling Pin
Satan Scepter
Temptation Turtle
Fat Kidney
Magic Pipe
Cupids Arrow
Drizzle Spout
Love Lure
Satan’s Shovel
Musky Man Candy
Tickle Badger
Mr. Missile
Man Telescope
Mr. Happy
Lap Lizard
Friction Whistle
Atomic Turtle
Mr. Bojangles
Boney Macaroni
Firecracker
Dirty Dowsing Rod
Baby Leg
Pocket Shot Glass
Spring-Loaded Nose-Slapper
The Ugliest Flower
Erector
F**k Piston
Finger Food
Thermonuclear Rod
Fountain of “Youth”
Twinkie
Denim Narwhal
Hershey Bar
Submarine
Loveworm
Laugh Stick
Flex Rod
Musk Handle
F**k Geyser
Joker
Suppository
Apple Headed Beef Basher
Goat Bumper
A Bad Place To Snort Coke
Puff Stick
Center Sweat Stain
Sergeant Slaughter
Tirpitz
The Middle Muffin-Top
The Business End
It
Bald Butler
Bathtub Eel
Blood Sausage
Dearest Member
Fiddle-Bow
Giggle Pin
Gut Stick
Poo-Flicker
Dangus
Bean Tosser
Bone-Horn
Gristle
Jigger
Joy Knob
Life Preserver
Gash Hook
Mr. Clean
Nimrod
Pink Pencil
Live Sausage
My Body’s Captain
Pisser
Quickening Peg
Red Cap
Scepter
Tickle-Gizzard
Willie
Cupids Torch
Quiver Steak
Stump
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Milk Straw
Acorn Top
Yogurt Truck
The De-Virginator
The Monolith
Doughnut Holder
Beefy Ent
Thunder Piston
Spam Obelisk
Chum Rod
Jumbotron
Man Puppet
Muscle Bound Shit Wrecker
Genghis Cock
Baby Batter Blaster
Red Hot Toy
Mr. Hornbag
Little Engine That Could
Inflatable Poo-Jabber
Admiral Winkey
The Intruder
Bean Stalk
Hangy-Downy
Jimmy Dean
Leaning Tower
Bed Snake
Dr. Feelgood
Wiggly Pogo-Stick
Pee-Wee Herman
Beard-Splitter
Purple Turkey Baster
Sour Cream Rifle
Sweet Meat
Blue Steel
Blood Slug
Salty Drizzle-Stick
Cum Gutter
The Giving Tree
Bow-Legged Swamp Donkey
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