BOY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE PROUD THAT YOU WON THIS HERE ALOLA LEAGUE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND NOT THE DESTINATION?! WAY BACK, YOU LOST THE SINNOH LEAGUE BECAUSE A VARMINT WAS FIGHTIN WITH NOTHIN' BUT CHEAP LEGENDARIES! THEN YOU LOST TO A SCATTERBRAIN WHO THOUGHT A FULL BATTLE WAS A MERE 5-ON-5 BATTLE WHERE YOU COULD'VE TOLD YOUR DANG SNIVY TO USE ATTRACT! AND I WAS BETTING SOME SWEET DOUGH FOR YOUR GRENINJA TO WIN WITH HIS BIG OLE ORANGE WATER SHURIKEN BUT THAT DIDN'T WENT WELL! AND NOW YOU WON THE ALOLA LEAGUE WHERE THE CHAMPION BATTLE WASN'T A FULL BATTLE BY SIMPLY USING A DARN OL' COUNTER?!
