He may be having a glamourous life but he is very depressed inside like me.

Ninja-Bot Type-X: *pulls out katana, then cuts Infernal in half,* I didnt have to cut you off

killmote: we actually like chilling after we cause chaos

Corbin: Bro. You’re missing the fun. If you don’t miss it, then you don’t know what it really is.

Infernal: Why should I listen to you mortals?

Corbin: cuz you have no life.
Also, respect your elders so they can respect your unreal dump truck.

Infernal: I HAVE LIVED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

Corbin: I’ve lived for millions. Touch some grass, child.

Infernal: AT LEAST IM ACTUALLY FUN IN PARTIES YOU OLD PRUNE!

Corbin: Ooh… shiver my feathery timberssss.

Cry about it.

Infernal: IM THE COCAINE KING IN PARTIES! I AM BETTER THEN ANYONE AT A PARTY!

Corbin: ooo… that’s crazyyyy.
Too bad I didn’t care about that.

Seriously, do you not get bored at parties?

Infernal: IM THE HOST!

Corbin: you don’t sound like one.