CAN YOU GET THE JEWELRY BOX THAT HAS MY GRANDMA'S EARRINGS IN IT? IT'S ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER; *searches on kitchen counter, kitchen floor, kitchen cabinet, on top of the refrigerator, on the dining room buffet, and on all flat surfaces in the hallway*; *finds it in the cabinet in the upstairs bathroom*; LATER THAT DAY:; BABE, CAN YOU GET MY WINTER BOOTS? THEY'RE IN THE BASEMENT. *searches for the boots, but misses them because they're inside a box*; *COMES DOWN, OPENS THE BOX, AND SHOWS ME THE BOOTS*; RIGHT WHERE I SAID IT WAS. WHY CAN YOU NEVER FIND ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU?