When in the course of human events
It becomes necessary
For a battle to commence
Then kaplow
I hit 'em with the illness of my quill
I'm endowed
With certain unalienable skills
Let me run down my resume will ya?
Set up a little place called the United States
Sound familiar?
I told King George he could eat a fat dick
When it comes to declarations
I'm the first draft pick
I'll topple any tyrant
So king and pirates beware
I'm so down with revolutions
I invented the swivel chair
I've many volumes on my shelves it's true
But I've yet to read the three books
You wrote about YOU
Looking like a skunk in a three piece suit
Didn't come back from Paris to battle Pepe Le Pew
First Secretary of State
VP number two
Not to mention thrid President
The f**k'd you do?
