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Hey, did you know that in terms of Human Male and Female Pokemon breeding that Vaporeon and Umbreon are the most compatible. This is correct, however there is another Eevee that is equal in breedability to them. Leafeon is in similar proportions and characteristics to its rivals. Leafeon is found in the field egg group (meaning that Leafeon’s are much more compatible due to their mammalian nature) it has a height of 3’03” (about one metre), although, an immediate feature that Leafeon has an advantage over is it’s lighter weight of 56.2 pounds (or 25.5 kg), this makes it easier for handling, making the repeated back and forth movement easier however no less pleasurable with the Leafeon’s readily available body, perfectly built to handle even the largest of human genitalia.

Leafeon is the most adaptable Eevee evolutions, being a literal sentient plant, Leafeon has all of the abilities of a plant. Its very high defence stat makes it resilient to nearly any type of physical damage, this means that no matter the
ctivity, Leafeon would be able to sustain a myriad of injury or abuse and leave unscathed. And when you’ve fully exhausted all of their body with the power of your vigorous plunges, Leafeon can use their move Synthesis, meaning that they can recover any damage dealt to them, the effect can also be doubled if in sunlight, meaning that they able to heal themselves within moments of being in the sun and be rejuvenated to go for ANOTHER session all over again.

All Leafeons are empowered by the sun, this makes daytime or even public pounding sessions desirable, as well as this, Leafeons have special abilities that assist them when in daylight. Leaf Guard makes your f**kbuddy immune to some status affects, meaning that no matter the situation, they’ll never be able to stop pleasuring you.

But Leafeon doesn’t stop there, while being immune to status effects in the sun, they also have the hidden ability Chlorophyll doubling their already POWERFUL speed stat, this makes Leafeon immediately the fastest of all
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e it for nutrition, giving even more of an incentive for them to constantly be begging for your cock.

But are you kinkier than the average person? Do you want to push what is reasonably allowed? Well lucky for you then! Leafeon is perfect for all kinds of crazy things. Because Leafeon is a plant that means that they no doubt taste like one as well, making vore absolutely possible.
But even if you aren’t into that, Leafeon is n

no doubt persuasive in putting you in the mood. Of course Leafeon has access to the moves Charm and Baby-Doll Eyes, but what if it can’t use any moves? Well they naturally have a distinctive smell which is favoured and used as a perfume, but depending on the mood of the Leafeon the smell they excrete would be similar to an aphrodisiac, which would make anyone horny, either enhancing or completely skipping foreplay. But these aphrodisiacal properties aren’t just in their scent, it would permeate into their fluids, so if you ever go down on them you wouldn’t be able to stop, probably makin
So, although Umbreon and Vaporeon have their merits when it comes to their breed ability, Leafeon just has too many extra ''benefits'' that just can be ignored. While not having as many abilities as its cousins, Leafeon just can’t be beat when you compare pure body characteristics, making even the most weak when exposed to a Leafeon’s sexually ready body. From being easy to handle, to being weak as heck this information will remain as a meme and fake information after all.