also Chapter 2’s coming tomorrow

The amount of dead bunnies I’ve already seen… THEYRE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

so I went out driving for the first time yesterday and I kid you not TWO BUNNIES (one of my favorite) ACCIDENTLY JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE CAR I COULDNT SLAM THE BREAKS FAST ENOUGH D:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS A TRAGITY

I swear if I ever see a dead wolf on the side of the road,* I will cry nonstop

(*Fortunately, I probably never will.
Unfortunately, that's because I live in Ohio, far away from any wolfs 😥)

WHO TF WOULD RUN OVER A WOLF?!

My cousin ran over a weasel the other day

thought too fast

REAL

Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got your Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high Heaven

more like dead snakes, turtles, and bunnies, but yeah

one time i saw a decapitated deer head

I once actually watched a live deer get struck by a car on the highway

oof

Chapter two of what?