Hoaxes Perpetrated on Seekers of Deliciousness

...and they are really militant~

I'm not against veganism, I'm upset about the fact that that's not eggs and fries.

I liked being a vegetarian that day back on '02. I am not against it. I think folks oughta eat what they want. I'm against them showing it in my face...

Wdym that day in 02?

Joke. I was saying that I was a vegetarian for one day 22 years ago.
hu·mor
/ˈ(h)yo͞omər/
noun
1.
the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
"his tales are full of humor"

Zero need for condescension

Sir, I would like to inform you that
A: I am well aware of the definition of humor, and
B: your statement is missing a key part of a joke, that being the punchline. Therefore, I could not interpret it as funny, as there was no unexpected twist.

You're right! The punchline! Duh! How could I have been so dumb?!! I've upvoted all your informative comments. And, thank you, sincerely, for your help. I will try harder next meme.