Shiki-tmns=holidayzz

I don't believe you

I am, ask me anything

🙌🏻 how long is it?

The silence shows that it is microscopic

18 inches

Wtf 45 cm 🤤🤤🤤🤤

but when I'm hard it becomes 56 inches

😳😳 daddy?

HUH?!?!?!?!

Dammnnn I lost my mind imagining that

Do it grip?

U can check yourself in the memechat

ofc

Thank god you remember

I always remember, Holiz.

Thanks

My dad

hi son

Why have you been gone for so long?

Someone closed the store

Why didn’t you come back then?

I had to wait until it reopened to get the milk

You didn’t have to wait tho…

I'm sorry son I just did

You made mom very sad 😞

SHE WAS SADGE?!?!??!?!

Mhm, she thought you left because of her

Noooooo tell her PLEZ that's I didn't leave i-i just went to grab the milk

It would be better if you came back and told her yourself

Where is she?

At home

There I just told her :) shes happy

Yay! :3