Ayo look at this

Give. NOW.

You'll have to wait...

I will poison you, and that poison will mess with your internal systems, and melt you.

I CAN'T MAKE THEM GO FASTER

I CAN'T MAKE THEM GO FASTER IT'S NOT MY FAULT

*refer to the image below this comment*

If you can get them to go faster I will give you some J U I C Y Splatoon 3 Weapon kit ideas I made

Listen I told them what happened on Twitter, they're working on it, but I can't make 'em go faster

pls save my life

i dont wanna die

i guess you wont get those secret weapon kits i made
though I need someone else to see them because the nintendo ninjas are after me

Sneakily send them via memechat

Also, while I may not be able to make them go faster, I can still post updates on it

THE VOICES

Can't you shut them?

Jk, but they made a trailer if you wanna know

GIVE ME THE TRAILER

Not out yet.
Premiere in 5 days.

But here's the link.
https://youtu.be/ImIYjRZG0h4?si=d5LINGrHrrpL-ZLB

It's up.

Give it to us!

IT'S UP! Check above your comment!

Any updates?

Not really I'm keeping an eye tho

We only know what we'll have on V1

Yooooo I'll have to look for that

is it ready?

I dont think so. I checked the Twitter and there hasn't been an update

aw man

I know. I want it real bad. Especially that mem cake maker

the what cake maker?

Mem cake. Did you get octo expansion?

Yes. I was just stunned by the fact you could make a mem cake

I want it now!

I know. I want it too.

How do I get this!?

Gotta wait. It's not ready.
But it'll be an online app