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Nahhh is not vaporeon, actually, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon. A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc; It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

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BLOODBATH??????????????? is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference? holy shit they finally made a reference to my favorite game called geometry dash. i once heard someone say “that place is cursed” and i said “is that a geometry dash reference? because cursed is the former verifier and first victor of sakupen circles? haha get it? i once saw news about a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and i said “is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?”. because slaughterhouse is a former top 1 demon. i saw someone’s arm being blown off by a firework in new years and said “is that a geometry dash reference”. because firework is an extreme demon by trickgmd. i was playing god of war 3 then they mention a place called tartarus and said “is that a geometry dash reference?”. i was watching my brother play maple story and he went to a place called trueffet square and i said “is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?”. i got scolded by my mom but at least i said it was a geometry dash reference. i saw news about a star coming into view in the sky called arcturus and said “is that a geometry dash reference?” because arcturus is a nerfed impossible level by maxfs. my science class talked about infinite sonic waves and i said “is that a geometry dash reference?”. i got sent to the principal’s office but at least i said it was a geometry dash reference. i saw a video on my recommended page called “the golden ratio” and i said “is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?”. because the golden is an extreme demon by bobobobobobobo. i saw an album on google called “hard machine” and said “is that a geometry dash reference?” because hard machine was a former impossible level by komp. i saw someone on r/teenagers talking about zodiac signs, and since i had to, i said “is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?” i got over 10k downvotes and my karma went down to negative but at least i said it was a geometry dash reference.