The Blue Lobster

You are now one of my pet lobters

god dang it

You are now one of my pet lobters

oh niu

Yes

oh also i’m your adopted child right

That’s not what it is, you are my pet…

oh.

Mhm

im pretty sure i have been for a while now

You are now one of my pet lobters

Huh-

You are now one of my pet lobters

What-

Pet lobter

.-.

*puts you in a aquarium with the other lobters*

:^

lobter :D

You are now one of my pet lobters

um..ok

You are now one of my pet lobters

um....ok

Mhm

ok

Now i can pinch ya >:3

You are now one of my pet lobters

*pinch*

Ok your being made dinner tonight

No wait!-

Why

i be good lobster for now on

Ok

so i'm not dinner now?

Correc

Oh no. I read it. Guess I'm a lobter now.

My lobter pet

*pinches you*

Do you want to be turned into food? 😡

*pinches your p**is*

Gay

No.

Nuh uh

ok

You are now one of my pet lobters

but I'm a dinosaur that can swim, but I cant fit into an aquarium, I have to go in lake

also I eat fish so feed me fish

I feed you fish, if you eat Lobter I will skin you

ok

*gibs tuna*

yay

me wnat tuna

But you is lobter

i know

No now u a lobter

nuh uh

Yuh uh