instructions unclear: i've been arrested for arson and first degree murder.

try sticking a fork in the outlet to fix that problem

instructions unclear: i made DIY barbed wire and electrocuted my dog to death

lick a battery then kiss the dog to revive him

instructions unclear: i summoned a demon (didn't kiss the dog lmao)

say "goodbye" on the Ouija board in your attic or basement to fix that

instructions unclear: i'm having a conversation with satan

ask him why he's there

instructions unclear: the world is undergoing mass destruction

build a time machine to fix that problem

instructions unclear: the dinosaurs got resurrected

instructions unclear: i went into the earth at 20 times the speed of sound and the earth exploded

just accept death at this point and reset the save file

instructions unclear: i triggered world war 3782.

get into a conveniently placed ship and ram into the earth at 20 km per second

how is that possible there is no world

i defied physics

tell everyone to stop

lil bro is gonna need a new microwave

real

holy crapioli it's the noise

yuh

Moments before disaster