Real

Imma regret making this aren’t I

Some smartass is gonna change their name

you deadass realize we can't do that

You

Literally can

Once a name is taken, it's taken

I tried it before with my prev username and it doesn't work, stupid.

Someone would change their name to S1carf_ or something

Oil up

shut up fake alt of me

New user

You don’t have rights

Hoe i literally changed my name today tf you want me to do

Plus you never specifies new users didnt count

Sorry i didnt do your master plan

Now oil up

You gotta be top comment for that bucko

Unleas someone else has a username that starts with S, ends with _, and has "carf" in betweeen, im top comment who follows all checkboxes.

Oil up.

I did say I would be the TOP COMMENTS sex slave

Granted with the caveat that the top comment had to be made by someone with a name that started with S ended with _ and had carf in the middle but STILL GOTTA BE THE TOP COMMENT BUCKO

Somehow its top comment now

Do not