“Welcome to the shop!” *RP*

Fafnir: what

Lyer: “no no! I assure you she’s just telling stories! This sandwich is very healthy!”

Fafnir:what's your name *his baseball bat starts floating towards his hand*

Lyer: *He looks nervous* “m-me?!”

Lyer: “ignore what my sister just said, all of our products are homemade!”

Lyra: “but-”

Lyer: “shut”

Fafnir: NONONO you shush I'm sorry little one what did you say

Lyer: *Grinning nervously* “she didn’t say anything… what would you like to purchase?”

Fafnir: I told you to stay quiet *quickly turning my head looking dead serious*

Lyer: *Looks annoyed but he says nothing*

Fanfir: *turning back to his sister* its okay you don't have to hide anything from me

Lyra: “uhh… I like candy…”

Fnafir: oh okay

Lyra: “I think my brother might have gotten this sandwich out of the trash…”

Fafnir:oh is that so *looking angy*

(just realized I accidently typed FNAFir)

Zaron: Yo.

Lyer: *He greets you with a big grin* “hello! What would you like to buy?”

Zaron: well, what do you guys have?

Lyer: “I’m glad you asked! We have band-aid sandwiches, magic candy, healing potions, magic potions, and armor”

Lyra: *Holding up the froggy bank* “can you donate your gold to us so we can offer better things?”

Lyer: “Lyra don’t say it like that!”

Zaron: Sure. *he puts 10 gold in the piggy bank* also, i'd like some magic candy.

Lyer: “thank you! *He hands you the candy, grinning happily, his eyes light up at the sight of the money*

X: hello

Lyer: “yes you may!”

X: thanks *pays*

Lyer: “thank you!”

Lyra: “thank you! *She smiles*”

X: here *donates 69 gold*

Lyer: “Woohoo!”

X: see ya!

*They both wave goodbye*

X: *walks off*

Lyer: “good afternoon! What would you like to purchase?”

Lyra: “I like the candy here…”

X: hmm, I'll try some of that then

Lyer: “Ah yes! The MAGIC candy! Every kid seems to like this candy… that’s 10 gold please!”

Lyra: “we’re having a sale!”

X: I'm not a kid but okay *pays*

Lyer: “Ah yes, thank you! Kid or not, the money is still helpful! *He gives you the magic candy* now then, will that be all?”

X: what else you guys got?

Lyer: “we have healing potions, magic potions, and various armor”

Lyra: “we also have band-aid sandwiches!”

X: what options would these magi ones be?

Lyer: “the magic potions? They restore 100 magic battery in an instant! They cost 70 gold”

X; I could use those, can I get two?

Impulse: I think I know why this place has 2 stars on yelp..

Lyer: “w-what?! It does?!”

Lyra: “Yay we got two stars!”

“Lyer: no, Lyra, that’s a bad thing.”

Impulse: Yeah, I saw the reviews and one of them said “I died of diarrhea after coming here.”
Wasn’t sure if I could believe that, so I gave it a try. The other places around here have 1 star, sooo..

(Hellooo???)

(Sorry I was distracted)
Lyer: “Lyra and I eat this every day! T-there’s no way this stuff gives you diarrhea!”

Impulse: Lyra, sweetie, would you eat this sandwich?

Lyra: “okay!” *She eats the sandwich*

Impulse: Huh.. Okay, I'll.. try it.. *hands over money*

Lyer: “that’s right! Here you go!”
*He hands you the sandwich*

Impulse: If the little girl ate it, it can't be that bad- *bites* *instant regret* *throws sandwich at window so hard the glass breaks* *vomit*

*They both look shocked*

Lyra: “oh my gods! Is it really that awful?”

Lyer: “Damn it! My window!”

Impulse: *cough* You have.. *cough* Strong taste buds, kid. *cough*

Lyra: “I do?”

Impulse: *dying* Yeah, I think you could *cough* eat anything.

Lyra: “wow! Why do you say that”

*Lyer just stands there awkwardly now*

Impulse: *f**king dies*

*They both scream*