ME: YOU GIVE ME A TIME AND A PLACE, I GIVE YOU A FIVE MINUTE WINDOW. ANYTHING HAPPENS IN THAT FIVE MINUTES AND I'M YOURS. NO MATTER WHAT. ANYTHING HAPPENS A MINUTE EITHER SIDE OF THAT AND YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. INTERVIEWER: SIR, WE EXPECT YOU TO BE PRODUCTIVE FOR ALL 8 HOURS OF YOUR SHIFT.
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