Ask Saike a n y t h i n g

X: will you fight me

Saike: maybe

X: I need to test my p o w e r because I've been training!

Saike: I mean.. I haven't been training

X: well, something cool is me and my friend Phoenix fought this dude names Bulldozer or something and he was like super powerful!

Saike: cool!

X: then before he killed us he just randomly started respecting us because was strong and nows he's our training couch for when Liam's not there

Saike: lmao training couch

X: what?

Saike: misspell

X: idk

Astra: what happened to your red sword?

(I missed a whole bunch of stories so I genuinely don't know)

Saike: they got killed by nacla

Astra: how the hell did she kill a sword

Saike: its a living blade

Astra: is your new one a living blade too?

Saike: kuroba? no, I think they're just cursed, but I still respect them

Astra: hmm... my spear is just magic. Well, my old one was, I'm not sure how this one has abilities since ove and essy made it.

Saike: ok

CC: why do you only have one arm

Byrd: Wanna fu- I'm just kidding.
How old are you?

Saike: 1. f**k you
2. about 18,000

Byrd: Hah! I’m older than you!

Saike: how old

Byrd: Probably… more than a million? Yeah, my species is literally ageless.

Saike: cool

So you shouldn’t try to date me

Byrd: … Fine. You better not be jealous by the time I get a new gf.

Saike: ch- CHIHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBAHAHABAHABHANSBFNDN IM MARRIED HOW WOULD I BE JEALOUS

Byrd: Man nearly had a seizure there.

I actually don’t know how you can get jealous. But… I’m kinda worried that you may. Y’know?

Saike: I wont

Byrd: Okay. I believe ya.

(💀)

Saike: f**k you

Byrd: You said you’re married, dumbass.

Saike: -_-

Byrd: You better not try to do some weird shit, Aight?

Saike: like I’d try with you

Byrd: Yeah… “like”.

:(

Saike: -_-

Byrd: -_-

Saike: I hate you

Byrd: I hate you too, shorty.

Saike: IM NOT SHORT

Byrd: Cry about it

Saike: *punches him*

*Byrd wants to fight back but…*

Byrd: Know what? Imma be civil about this.

*He leaves.*

Saike: YEA YOURE SCARED OF ME

Frankie: why did you bring me home the day you first saw me, papa?

Saike: Frankie?

Frankie: T-T

Saike: *dries her off more*

Frankie: *still cold and shivering*

Saike: :(

Frankie: T-T

Saike: *pets*

Frankie: *smol purr*

Saike: *wraps in blankie*

Saike: after we can do whatever you want.. ok?

Frankie: *grumbles* fine…

Saike: thank you
*puts her in the soapy water*

Frankie: T-T

Saike: *cleans her up*

Frankie: *zad kitty noises*

Saike: *finishes and dries her off*

Frankie: *snuggs with Saike because she is cold and wet*

Saike: so what do you wanna do

Frankie: T-T

Saike: *grabs her*

Frankie: *squirming out* (the funny part is that I gave irl Frankie a bath just today)

(I was gonna ask if this happened)
Saike: Frankie, stop

Frankie: *starts to cry* nooooooooo I don't want in the baaathhh T-T

Saike: how about I give you treats after?

Frankie: T-T

Saike: *picks her up*

Frankie: *crying*

Saike: its just a bath Frankie..

Frankie: i dont like waterrrrr T-T

Saike: you need it Frankie..

Frankie: no i don't!

Saike: you do!

Frankie: nuh uh!

Saike: *takes her to bathroom*

Frankie: NOOOOOOONONONO *squirming out of his hands*

Saike: come on..
*closes door*

Frankie: *clawing at the door, trying to reach the door handle* LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT

Saike: Frankie!

Frankie: HISSSSSS

Saike: yuh huh

Frankie: i-i don't need a bath!

Saike: yes you do

Frankie: you can't make me take one!!

Saike: Frankie.. i can

Frankie: no!

Saike: yes

Frankie: nuh uh!

Saike: come on Frankie..

Frankie: no! >:<

Saike: because I like you

Frankie: :D

Saike: :D

Frankie: *hops on Saike’s head* Mihehe!

Saike: chihehe

Frankie: *her fur feels like she needs a bath* :3

Saike: Frankie.. you do feel kinda dirty, wanna take a bath?

Frankie: ._. Uhh nuh-uh I don’t need a bath

Saike: yes you do

Frankie: nuh uh!