Hazbin hotel rp!!

651 views • 6 upvotes • Made by anonymous 12 months ago in Role_Play
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TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 3 replies
(when I saw the word "Overlord", I just had to. read my user lol)



Me:.....and imma back up and pretend I don't exist.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*He turned and looked at you*

Alastor: Oh hello dear! cant sleep as well I presume?
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: well technically, i dont need sleep being a humanoid pet rock overlord, but sure. you?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: *He sighed, though his voice sounded sad the permanent smile on his face stayed* Yes, very much so. It's just the usual nightmares.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: nghtmares that uhhh makes you go out and sing?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: *He chuckled* No, singing comforts me, dear. My mother always used to sing to me.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: OHhhhhhhh okayyyy....why u having nightmares?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Well thats a question I don't have the answer to dear. I've been having nightmares every night since I was alive.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: well can ya remember wat they about?
[deleted]
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Alastor: Yes. It's always me, as a human. And its just the way I died being replayed over, and over, and over again- *A soft radio static came from him*
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo
Me: daaaang that sounds like an Apollo case. say how DID you even die?
[deleted]
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Alastor: Fine... I'll tell you. I was mistaken for a deer, and a hunter shot me in the forehead, see? *He moved his hair aside to show a small red x on his forehead* Then he sent the dogs after me, as one did for hunting back in the day. And it wasn't until he heard my choked screams that he realized I wasn't a deer.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: hm, reminds me of the time someone kicked me thinking was a plushie... anyways, so now that your...well, THAT



*gestures at you*



Me: are you happy?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Hm... A bit. not as much as I could've been.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: on the bright side, you cant die, no?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: I can only die by angelic blade, yes.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: dang. i cant die at all, im technically not alive.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Well isn't that lucky dear! The not dying part.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: yeah so i look like a widdle plush but im like, older than ur grandma.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Oh my, you must be very old then!
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo
Me: ikr? i think i was first made when the first Pet Rock was created.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Theres more?
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: you know, those rocks with googly eyes?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Ah yes. Niffty has one of those.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: oh ive heard of her! anit she that one eye-ed demon Mikey is terrified of?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Sure is! and who's Mikey?
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Me: oh just the poor pet rock's real name. man, He was scared!
[deleted]
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Alastor: ah, I’ll talk to niffty about that.
TheAbsentPetRock
0 ups, 12mo
Me: m'kay.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 6 replies
[CVPA Files: Gas Mask Man. True name: Reddit Cam.]

Uhh, yo dude.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*He turned and looked at you*

Alastor: Oh hello dear! cant sleep as well I presume?
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
No... Just still hearing those screams and deaths I guess...
[deleted]
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Alastor: I can silence them if you like...
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
No no, it's just a PTSD thing... Can't silence those voices... They're here to stay...
[deleted]
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Alastor: Ah... I see. Well I understand what your feeling dear. those voices can be quite annoying. *He walked over to you, microphone in hand.*
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
You understand I'm a man, right? And besides, it's mainly just that I spent so f**king long in that frozen hell that Even here, I still feel the frozen winds blowing by
[deleted]
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Alastor: I call everyone dear. Anyways, I’m terribly sorry how awful it was.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
It's alright... The main struggle, for me, it's over.
[deleted]
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Alastor: The struggle is that your not in a terrible place anymore?
.Cam-Mann.
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It's more of I'm done with my life. I've retired in a more...



Well, let's just say I turned the barrel around intentionally to prevent a virus from turning me.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
(psst.)
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*he nodded in understanding*

Alastor: I see.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
The last sound I remember hearing before the bang was just my sorrow, knowing I wouldn't be able to see the light of day again, like planned seven months before. I've suffered far too much for far too long I guess.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*his smile faltered a bit*

Alastor: it sounds terrible
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
It was. Being the case of Known by all, Heard by None. Forced to face a winter apocalypse alone, with no sun, against Mercenaries who intended to kill all who stood in their way, and Destroyed Drones trying to bite and eat their prey, wether human or drone. All alone...
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*he placed a hand on your shoulder*

Alastor: I understand your pain, friend.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Well, a pain shared by others still stings even after it fades... I got bitten my first night out there, thankfully, it was uninfected, but it has a downside.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: a downside?
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Two weeks of nonstop bleeding. With it on my neck, it made the bleeding heavily worse. Plus, if I was dying from it, I'd get Bloodless Hallucinations until I were to take a shot of morphine.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Oh my.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
Yeah. Thankfully, it stopped, but it's a permanent scar.
[deleted]
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Alastor: maybe I could help with that.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
I don't think it's smart to tamper with a dangerous wire, if there's a mistake made, possible for the main person to be fatally injured.
[deleted]
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Alastor: I’m an overlord, I’m pretty confident.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
It's probably best to not mess with the exposed wires.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*he pressed no more and turned away from you*
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
You know, out there, I never realized how truly brutal and unprepared I was for those seven months. I was trained for years in the event it did happened, and yet I still wasn't ever prepared...
[deleted]
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Alastor: you did your best. And you made it through.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Although I never really did. I died out there, with nobody left to grieve my loss.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Emotionally, I mean.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
I mean, you're right, yeah.  But it's suicide, something taken as a joke until it's the only option left. Then it's hard to grasp.
[deleted]
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*he nodded in understanding*
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
So, What's your story?
[deleted]
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Alastor: My story?
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Yeah, your reason for you being here.
[deleted]
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Alastor: I was a serial killer.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*I glance around.*

Oohhkay.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Don’t worry, not anymore… as much. I was a child around the Great Depression, it may or may not have been the reason. *under his breath* so many orphans-
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alright, I heard that. I don't know if it's relevant or not, but I did hear that.
[deleted]
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Alastor: I, myself was an orphan. That’s why I said it.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Ah. I knew someone who was initially an orphan.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Hmmm?
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
He's an Octoling, goes by UO. He's got some genetic strand that makes him, well, unlike your everyday Octoling. His training and how he was raised also kinda benefited it.
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: I feel like I’ve heard of him before-
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
You have? Where at?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Alastor: Either when I was alive or… something.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
You don't have an idea of him anymore?
[deleted]
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
*he shook his head*
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
Damn. That kid's direct, to the point. If he's got a mission, there's barely anything that can be done to stop him. Essentially a young John Wick.
[deleted]
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*he chuckled*
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo, 1 reply
I think he's responsible for a majority of mercenary deaths on Earth. For me, leading kills on mercs.
[deleted]
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Alastor: Oh my.
.Cam-Mann.
0 ups, 12mo
Yeah. With him, anything he has planned, he doesn't stop what he has to do, whether he has to cause a blackout, literally butcher a squad of men, or even have to exploit enemy weaknesses.
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POV: YOU’VE BEEN STAYING IN THE HAPPY HOTEL RECENTLY, AND YOU’VE GOTTEN TO KNOW EVERYONE PRETTY WELL. AND ONE NIGHT YOU COULDN’T SLEEP SO YOU GOT UP AND WALKED THE HALLS OF THE HOTEL, THEN YOU HEARD SINGING. YOU FINALLY FOUND ALASTOR SINGING TO HIMSELF ON THE BALCONY. YOU CAN BE A DEMON, OVERLORD, ANGEL, HUMAN ETC! (NO JOKE RPS OR OCS)