https://perchance.org/iexkh4s6tc

Your weapon is a new melee for the anti-bgl furry!
THE UNBREAKABLE STICK!

PROS:
become senator armstrong
you can put out flaming teammates
+29% health

CONS:
must recharge for 37 seconds after use
you can't stop moving
metro cop deals +161% extra damge to you

Well then

real💀

Your weapon is a new misc for the combine prison gaurd!
THE EXPLOSIVE WEAPON!

PROS:
+26% jump height
nugget canot damge you
you can put out flaming teammates

CONS:
Your gun can randomly jam
-97% maximum health
enemies can see your hp

what the f**k???

https://perchance.org/iexkh4s6tc

I tested it and got the most random crap i've ever seen. I recommend it :)

yay

WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Your weapon is a new misc for the headcrap!
THE CLASS-ACTION STICK!

PROS:
healing yourself increase your furry meter,
which forcses you into misc when activated
headshots gives minicrits for 95 seconds
-54% spawn time

CONS:
+80% spawn time
you can't be healed while using this item
bullet becomes a projectile"

relli

relli