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Your balls smell like boiled eggs

They are boiled eggs

LMAO

some superpower you got LMAO

Your pet hamster will always cause your wife or husband to divorce you 3 weeks after marriage.

you can marry anyone you want

you poop A LOT

your poop is toxic to other people

Every minute a chihuahua spawns trying to kill you.

if you kill it you will have it resplendent loyal to you + makes you .01% more attractive

you pull 10/10 bitches who wanna get freaky

but it’s only a one night if you do get freaky

F**K

haha