that's quite the throne just to watch bluey on top of

"DRINK"

"you're lucky I'm still willing sitting here
do not push your luck"

*slowly moves glass of thick, bark, goopy mystery liquid*

*tilts head 90° to the side*
"are you trying to get me killed???"

"PROBABLY NOT"

"that thing smells like gasoline"

"IT HELPS WITH THE SENSES AND ADDS TO THE FLAVOR"

"do I constantly have to remind you that half of the things you try to do with me would kill me painfully???"

"YOU ARE NO FUN"

"I'd be less fun if I were dead"

It smells yummy

mmmm carrion

Degen sitting on a pile of corpses and watching Bluey would go hard

Mr after Degen makes him watch the fourth consecutive entire kids show series in one night (it is 1:00):

"I LOVE THIS SHOW

IN THIS EPISODE, HELLO KITTY BAKES CUPCAKES WITH HER FRIENDS"

"if you keep doing this to me I will die of sleep deprivation"

"BUT WE BOND SO MUCH"

"listen I am not talking about our friendship here I am saying that my health is at risk"

"HAVE SOME JUICE I MADE"

"that will not help my sleep deprivation
additionally
that is almost certainly inedible"

"I CAN SIMPLY WAIT FOR YOU TO RETURN"

"well
that'd be really inconvenient wouldn't it
anyway you are acting like you don't actually care about me"

"I HAVE SPECIAL WAYS OF AFFECTION"

"you sure have a funny way of showing them"

"THANKS"

"by which I mean you are very rude and careless around me and I don't like it"

"MANY PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE ME"

"Can you please just put a little more effort into making me feel wanted? Or at least try to not almost end my life every five minutes?"

"WHAT, DO YOU WANT A KISS"

"ha ha, very funny
I want respect."