celebrate

Phew, I don't wanna be eated

You’re the exception

Wa

i won't eated ^^
(typo intentional)

i haven't eaten bread in over a month?-

Why

wait
i rarely even eat at all-

yay passover :D

but i like eating bread 3:

No pls

I like eating bread, too! >:)

i've eaten every bread in your family. youre next.

im in your city right now. grey 2004 volkswagen jetta. ive got a toaster with me too. i am hungry

Ok bet, what's my city called?

/j

Mf I live in the UK

ok chewsday innit or whatever you guys say

F**k you

i have a british friend i do that shit with him all the time
if you wanna make a comeback just make a school shooting joke bc im american

Fun fact mate, not all British people are the same

alr i wont do it again

ty

im in your walls. i have a toaster.