Let's do this because why not?

invisibility

but only when you're fully erect

honestly
not that bad

man.

teleporting

But you to fart loud everytime you teleport

Have*

teleportation

only to the north sentelese island

god dammit

you get diarrhea after you warp

i don’t want that

I can kms by just thinking about it

Shapeshifting

You can only shapeshift into something smaller than you

Not so bad

you get raped

💀

There’s a 1 hour countdown

Aight

You can't shapeshift and you get lung the black plague

(WHEEZE)

it's 2024 lil bro the black plague is completely curable

My side effects are now the opposite of what they originally were

you are able to have fun

You're god.

You don't have to shout I love dicks