Caprity

LOOK AT THAT...SNOUT! UH, LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING. HE'LL BE MINE BY THE END OF THE DAY, I JUST KNOW IT. I'LL JUST WAIT FOR HIM AFTER SCHOOL, THROW A BAG OVER HIS HEAD, HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL, AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR! THEN, WHEN HE WAKES UP, I'LL TELL HIM THAT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO KIDNAP AND KILL HIM. I DON'T KNOW, BALLOON BOY MAYBE. AND THEN I'LL TELL HIM THAT I RESCUED HIM! HE'LL FALL FOR ME IMMEDIATELY! -UCN