the grand return of the fuckin salad dude

He has a Pikmin plush or 2

canon

on that za

dude you're not gonna believe this

lmao

ACTUALLY I HAVE MUCH BETTER ONES

he would 100% be with Josiah if oj didn't exist

and Josiah actually smokes sometimes and Cory has tried to get him to quit to no avail (josiah just smokes harder)

he's not bi

well josiah isn't bi either now is he

is the OTHER one canon then?

Refuses to eat orange or drink orange juice

canon

I can imagine him and OJ are just chilling

Cory's about to eat an orange, it's inches away from his mouth, before he freezes, looks at OJ who doesn't even notice, mouth still open, and just tosses it in the trash can

The reason part of his name is saladson is bcuz he was adopted after someone found a child in their comically large salad

nah sorry
too many lore complications

Man.