Why the 'virgin' is better than the 'Chad'

Weird hairstyle; Normal hair; Hapsburg jaw; Listening to awesome music on earbuds; Relatively normal gait; Clothes look like he walked straight out of your mom's 80's party; Bowlegged; Virginity is cool. Normal body proportions; Crotch tumor; Jeans; Florescent green leggings; Cool shoes; Clown shoes