"Is it good that I’m 19 and I’m still single?"

Byrd: Oh hell nah. I don’t swing with 18s and 19s.

Callie: "That’s fine, I’m just looking for someone around my age."

X: I lived 324 years until I got married

Callie: "How old are you..?"

X: 325

Callie: "Woah-"

X: yeah

(I THOUGHT HE WAS IM HIS 20s LMAO)

(his he technically is in his 30's because that's how Xylone aging works, a Xylone that lives till old age usually lives 1800 years)

(Oh, oki!)

X: anyways, it's fine, it's completely normal

What happens when his wife dies??

X: you see, darkinors don't die of old age

So suicide

NO

Oh
So he’ll die and she lives for maybe eternity

X: idk, Darkinors can die

are you even on rn lmao

I am now

Callie: "Oki"

Stocking: "Hiii!"

Callie: "Hi!!!"