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What fate a slugcat? Prey, or predator? As the old world died, a new ecosystem evolves. In a land where even rain can kill. Each creature struggles for it's own survival. Each beast has a place on the food chain. Which it seeks to deny. And through this ruined landscape, strange monstrosities and ancient mysteries, a slugcat's journey still goes. A search for shelter, a search for answers, a search for hope. What fate a slugcat?

We can write the chapters of existence starting now
Starting now, we'll throw it all down
I can see the shadows in the water on the ground, on the ground
They follow me around

behind every story there's a quick end
Behind every smile there's a clown
To understand it I guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud

I can hear a lonely operator on the phone, on the phone
She can't call home
Overseas burned to third degree and the collection plate's been passed and received by me
I wish I could tell you, all you children, why you're here, why you're here
We'd all sing along
Isn't that something 'cause there is no knowing 'til you're gone
When I'm gone I'll prove you all wrong

behind every woman there's a good man trying not to bug the hell out
To understand it guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud

no don't take me under

behind every story there's a quick end
Behind every smile there's a clown
To understand it I guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out
Behind every woman there's a good man trying not to bug the hell out
To understand it, guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud
Trying not to laugh out loud
Trying not to laugh out loud

Stop
Playing games
Till I'm done
Exchanging names

* Stop
  (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
  Playing games
  (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
  Till I'm done
  (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
  Exchanging names
  (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)

Stop playing games
Done exchanging names
Stop playing games
Done exchanging names

Stop playing games till I'm done exchanging names
I've been dead, I've been shot, and you know I'm the reason why
You've got to know it now, girl, I've got to win you back
But I know I'm not the man, the man who thinks is making all the noise

* Repeat

** Stop playing games
   (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
   Done exchanging names
   (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
   Stop playing games
   (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)
   Done exchanging names
   (Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)

Stop playing games till I'm done exchanging names

You have taken much too long trying to find what's going on
Wasting all my precious time, why you make him know you're mine
You think you're really in the know, waiting for the sign to go
I've been waving back the flag, and just doing movement

* Repeat

** Repeat

Stop playing games till I'm done exchanging names

Stop
Stop
(Ohh-oh-ohh-oh)

Stop playing games
Done exchanging names
Stop playing games
Done exchanging names
Stop

Stop playing games
Done exchanging names
Dead, I've been shot
Know I'm the reason why
Taken much too long
To find what's going on
All my precious time
Make him know you're mine

Stop
Playing games
Till I'm done
Exchanging names
Stop

Warning: ultimate copypasta

What fate a slugcat? Prey, or predator? As the old world died, a new ecosystem evolves. This show got me off of nasal spray. No joke
I was addicted to nasal spray for 5 years.l
didn't know taking it every 30min was the
reason I couldn't breath through my nose to
begin with. I just thought I had some sort of
medial problem.We can write the chapters of existence starting now
Starting now, we'll throw it all down
I can see the shadows in the water on the ground, on the ground
They follow me around

behind every story there's a quick end
Behind every smile there's a clown
To understand it I guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud

I can hear a lonely operator on the phone, on the phone
She can't call home
Overseas burned to third degree and the collection plate's been passed and received by me
I wish I could tell you, all you children, why you're here, why you're here
We'd all sing along
Isn't that something 'cause there is no knowing 'til you're gone
When I'm gone I'll prove you all wrong

behind every woman there's a good man trying not to bug the hell out
To understand it guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud

no don't take me under

behind every story there's a quick end
Behind every smile there's a clown
To understand it I guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out
Behind every woman there's a good man trying not to bug the hell out
To understand it, guess I'd have to be a dead man trying not to laugh out loud
Trying not to laugh out loud
Trying not to laugh out loud I saw the episode on nasal
spray, then decided to get off of it. My body
was so used to having it, that when I got off
of it, I spent over a month of not being able to
breath through my nose and several years to
be able to get back to normal. But it was
worth it. I can now breath through my nose
when I sleep. Thank you Ozzy & Drix! In a land where even rain can kill. Each creature struggles for it's own survival. Each beast has a place on the food chain. Which it seeks to deny. And through this ruined landscape, Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer! strange monstrosities and ancient mysteries, a slugcat's journey still goes. A search for shelter, a search for answers, a search for hope. What fate a slugcat?

Ah-rah, dee Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee Ooh, guh-goo-bee Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee Fli-goo gee-goo A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer

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Not my copypasta? Delete.

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was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

This show got me off of nasal spray. No joke
I was addicted to nasal spray for 5 years.l
didn't know taking it every 30min was the
reason I couldn't breath through my nose to
begin with. I just thought I had some sort of
medial problem. I saw the episode on nasal
spray, then decided to get off of it. My body
was so used to having it, that when I got off
of it, I spent over a month of not being able to
breath through my nose and several years to
be able to get back to normal. But it was
worth it. I can now breath through my nose
when I sleep. Thank you Ozzy & Drix!

GOT DAM!!

OWWWIEEE WHAT THE F**KK; I JUST TWISTED MY HARD COCK 360 DEGREES COUNTERCLOCKWISE AND I THINK I RUPTURED A TESTICLE AND MY COCK CANT GET HARD ANYMORE HELP

womp womp

was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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i mean, technically it's gay to not have gay sex. I mean, think about it. If you never have gay sex, then you might like it and then you'd be gay. You'll never know if you're gay or not until you try it. Anyways, real men try new things, and if you don't try the new thing of gay sex then you're not a real man and you're gay. FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO WANT TO SUCK YOUR OWN COCK?

Not gay or anything but like; God I wanna get pumped full of cum so bad literally love having my thighs touched. Literally I could jerk off 30 times with a straight face but if you touched my thigh for 5+ minutes I'd be blushing and moaning

Alr, story time f**kers. So I was drinking 3 bottles of 7up, y'know. And I thought, around 30 minutes later, I thought that "Damn, I REALLY NEED TO PISS!!". So, obviously, I got up and went piss, but I forgot to close the bathroom door fully. For some reason, I decided that pissing was boring so I put my arms behind my back and pushed my pénis as hard as I could, pissing faster than ever. I was pissing so hard that it was almost washing the embedded dirt off the toilet. My aunt accidentally walked in on the bathroom, and saw me pissing super hard all over the toilet and just awkwardly walked out. So uhh...yeah. I'm not going to talk to her for a few months. My testiČles hurt now.

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Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Bona fide stallion
Ain't in no stable, no, you stay on the run
Ain't on the side, you're number one
Yeah, every time I come around, you get it done
Fifty-fifty, love the way you split it
Hundred racks, help me spend it, babe
Light a match, get litty, babe
That jet set, watch the sunset kinda, yeah, yeah
Rollin' eyes back in my head, make my toes curl, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Standin' up, keep me on the rise
Lost control of myself, I'm compromised
You're incriminating, no disguise
And you ain't never runnin' low on supplies
Fifty-fifty, love the way you split it
Hundred racks, help me spend it, babe
Light a match, get litty, babe
That jet set, watch the sunset kinda, yeah, yeah
Rollin' eyes back in my head, make my toes curl, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy (You stay flexin' on me)
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum (Yeah, yeah)
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe (Yeah, babe)
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah babe, yeah babe, yeah babe (Yeah, babe)
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way
Hop in the Lambo', I'm on my way
Drew House slippers on with a smile on my face
I'm elated that you are my lady
You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum-yum, woah
Woah-ooh
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe (Yeah, babe)
Any night, any day
Say the word, on my way
Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe (Yeah, babe)
In the mornin' or the late
Say the word, on my way

guys im heartbroken im literally crying and shaking my dad just said i needed to take a sh*wer how dare he say a vile word that blatantly 😭😭😭😭

OK SO BASICALLY I BUSTED SO HARD THAT IT GOT IN THE CEILING FAN AND IT'S NOW LITERALLY EVERYWHERE; THIS ISN'T A HORNY POST I GENUINELY NEED HELP HOW DO I CLEAN IT