had to change "raped" to "loved" but heres the copypasta
Suck a hairdryer, suck an airfryer. Bit of a liar, loved by Markiplier. With every word you utter, you blow hot air like a hairdryer on full blast, but your lies sizzle like fries in an airfryer. Yet despite it all, you've got a fan in Markiplier, so keep on spinning your tales and see where they take you in the digital realm🌪️🍟