and yet mojang wont add sharks or fireflies

If corn is a fruit, whiskey’s ketchup.

If grapes are a fruit, then wine is just grape juice

Well, expired grape juice that’s good for you.

Not really good for your sobriety, sanity, and quite possibly your stomach contents

I meant in small portions
And also I think there are actual health benefits. But idk I’m not old enough lol

Fermented red wine made from grapes has health benefits if taken in small portions like one small glass a day or less. Grapes have antioxidants that boost your immune system.

Oke

Red Bull gives you wings but moonshine gives you four wheel drive

When did they add this?

April fools snapshot

Oh

you know they made this update 19 days before you made this meme

Yes

What.