THEY STARTED IT SO DONT OUT YOUR BLAME ON ME! (Human reference!?)

I won't blame you *gives tummy rubs* I still think you're a good lizard!

*lays on your lap* Bathe me father.

*gives you a Godzilla bath* (don't be weird this is a father-pet experience)

I meant keep scratching but this works too!

Oh oke *takes you out of the bath and dries I
You off* *gives scratches*

Awww don’t worry it’s ok u can still rawr at me~

rawr~

no, you betray your own lizard kind, execution it is

…..jail time is worth it!

*The skyrim guards disliked that*

*nuke noises*

Heheh rawr~

Rawr you stupid Nig~

k wot dafuq u gonna say!?!?

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I was dropped on the head multiple times as a baby homie