X: I need to become stronger, please someone help me

can you stop asking that

Yeah, also, try submitting it again and I'll see if it is allowed okay?

Just because someone else might have gotten rid of it

Okay

Okay

What was it?

Some dude asking for me to approve his image in the smg4 stream

Mel: *punches X*

X; ow

Theodore: *shoots X*

X: ow!

Theodore: DIE YOU TWAT *repeatedly shoots X*

X: S T O P

Theodore: N O *shoots X like 20 more times*

X: *grabs his cane and lowers it* stop

Theodore: Nuh *fires at X’s foot*

X: -_-

Theodore: Fine I’ll stop shooting you. *stabs X*

X: *sigh*

Theodore: What are you made of, f**king gas? My bullets and knives just pierce you but never seem to injure you..

X: oh they do, but I regenerate faster

Theodore:
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So if I blew you up-

X: also very durable

Celius: I will feed you your f**king heart.

X: I'll take you to a red star then we can fight!

Celius: That would be too overpowered.
I am fine without using a red star.

X: N O! I need to become stronger!

X: yeah right, bring it fool!

Celius: *He moves at X with a speed equivalent to the speed of light. He grabs X and breaks his back before throwing X into the ground. He then punches X into a nearby building with enough force to kill everyone inside the building. This exhausts Celius though so X has a chance.* -And that was a promise.

X: ........welp that was a rip off

Celius: How?

X: you didn't even do much damage

(Listen buddy, we got rules here, you can't just make an overpowered OC instantly unless it's connected to the storyline)

Celius: *Sighs* I saved up all of that energy for nothing...
(I know that 🙄)

X: yeah...

(Then why'd you write an entire paragraph of him beating up X)

Celius: I wish I wasn't deprived of my main energy source because then this would be a good fight 🗡️

X: and how would you get that?

Celius: The red star.
It gave me enough energy to turn the Earth in my universe into a giant desert.
But then I was exhausted for 3 years...