Weak spot of all boys

how the f**k do you accidentally kick a guy in the balls

foot·ball
noun
noun: football; plural noun: footballs

1.
a form of team game played in North America with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron.
"he started playing football when he was 5"
British term for soccer.
play in a game of football, especially when stylish and entertaining.
"his team played some impressive football"

the same way i shanked my brother

the same way im gonna shank myself tomorrow

no.

you'll never know because you'll never see me again

I forbid you from shanking yourself.

you literally cannot stop me because I'll be gone tomorrow

what if i promise to do a thigh reveal on Monday?

oh I haven't told you...

nvmd then