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GUESS WHAT GUYS!!! Turns out me and my bestie and I have had a crush on the SAME BOY for over 4 years and now SHE is finally going to prom with HIM!! :D :D I am so HAPPY for her!! :D YAY!!!!
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I found my dog’s secret onlybones account.

Just like title says, my (98m) dog (12f), that we will call Broccoli for privacy purposes, has violated my confidence. I am the sole breadwinner in the relationship and have purchased this dog so many bones during our time together. To date I have spent at least a hundred dollars on bones. I thought things were going pretty well for a while there, but we have had some arguments; I prefer there to not be shit smeared on the rug, but Broccoli has other plans in mind. I express my discontent, but it seems to just fall on deaf ears.

I went to bed early last night and left Broccoli alone with my laptop. This morning before work I realized the laptop was still on and that Broccoli forgot to logoff. The first thing I see are these disgusting, filthy pictures of other bones displayed on the screen. My credit card was out of my wallet and sitting next to the laptop. $5,000 worth of onlybones subscriptions have been charged to my card. To make matters worse, there’s shit on the rug again.

I am writing this from a park bench soaking wet from the tears. All of this is making me contemplate going to the shelter and adopting a dog who appreciates the bones I choose. Am I overreacting or does Broccoli deserve this?
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