I hate the fact that his name is Milo, anyways RP with him and his Vampire gf

(man I want a vampire gf)

Matt: huh...

Bunii: "I'm hungry! :D"

Matt: I do not wish to be devoured

Bunii: "Woah, who said I was gonna eat you? I'm just here cuz I smelled grilled cheese from around this area..."

Matt: oh okay.

Bunii: "Anyways, wanna hear about the time I got my face stolen from my body?"

(Lol)

Milo: "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?"

Matt: shoot.

*Milo waves his wand, and then lightning strikes a nearby monster, killing it*

Milo: :>

Matt: huh... neat

Milo: "I know this is random, but wanna see my awesome vampire gf?"

Matt: yeah sure that's cool.

Milo: "Aight, hold on a se-"

*a figure teleports behind Matt*

Milo: "Nevermind, she's already here."

Matt: *PTSD to Eren appearing behind him*

Bunii: "Hi there-"

(I forgot to mention that Bunii has MANY different forms depending on the game... or job.)

Matt: Hi-

Candystripe: *Super depressed*

Milo: "What's wrong?"

(I'll memechat you the response, because it's a huge spoiler for the next chapter of my story. But we can still continue in this comment thread.)

Milo: "I'm really sorry to hear that..."

Candystripe: *Gives him a hug while still sobbing*

*Milo hugs her back*

Candystripe, whispering: thank you

Milo: "You're welcome."

(Oki!)

Blook: "Hi."

Milo: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

Milo meets milo and then I make another milo and then milo and milo meet milo-

I could recreate this

But I have 3 characters named Milo (or Mylo for my female one)

Tekai: hello

Milo: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

Tekai: sure

Milo: "LIGHTNING!"

*Lighting strikes the monsters behind Tekai, killing them*

Milo: :>

Tekai: nice!

(I read lighting strikes tekai, killing them at first 💀)

(LMAO)

Milo: "Thanks-"

*A figure materializes behind Milo*

Tekai: behind you!

Bunii: "Oh, thats just my gf!"

Tekai: oh

Bunii: "Hi, I'm hungry."

Milo: "Hi hungry, I'm Milo."

Bunii: "Wjy did my parents name me this way?"

Tekai: I dunno

Bunii: "Anyways... I almost died... 100 times actually..."

Tekai: really?

Bunii: "Yeah, and I lost my face one time too."

Tekai: really!?

Bunii: "Yea."

Tekai: Jeez