Why not

Why does whiskey taste so damn good and hit so damn hard? 🤤

I have never tried whiskey, so idk.

whiskey almost killed me at like 6 in the morning i regret nothing

SON??!

wtf babe, u never told me u had a son

oh yeah that's your son in law

hmmm

your honest opinion on furries

Leviticus 18:23

ok but like
i said furries not zoophiles
not all of them f**k animals

I don’t like furries

understandable

is it #FF94A4

I don’t know what you mean

good

What do you mean

don't look up what it means

got that gorilla grip

at LEAST 8 inch depth, probably about 1.3 inches grip

DONT LOOK IT UP

Too late

IM SORRY 😭

I look things up on the urban dictionary, not google, because I’m smart

what did it say

Something like a light pink color of a va**na

lmfao

mine is >w0

I know its supposed to be a wink but it just looks like an autistic mf with a twitchy eye and it kills me

LMFAO

No response to me tho??

to what

it's #FF94A4

you CANNOT just make a claim like that without providing proof

not providing proof rn

'rn'??!??!?!?!?!?!??!

possible later

?! heart palpitation !? minor heart attack ?!

what does warranted mena

uh like 'called for' or 'necessary', basically it means it would've been understandable if you did that

ohhhh oki

but ur my dork =w=

grr

lmfao it's ok baby

was that a pet name or are you calling me an infant for being a dork

pet name

the second one was probably warranted

wym

calling me an infant for being a dork was probably warranted

wtf does that meannn grrrrr

what do you not understand about that

Look at the description. I looked that up