me to my friends: *incredibly sexual twists on whatever they say*
me to my gf: uh uhm uhn 😳 hiiii how are you

FR FR

anxiety is a bitch

hey you

sorry babe

was worth a try

I had a small gay heart attack earlier when you called me love lol

Hi darling ^^ (I was bored don't attack me whoever reads the comments)

hello love

:3 I DEFLECTED THE GAYNESS!

of course babe

I DID IT LOVE :D

I'm so proud of you, concubine

>w<

*pats head* my favorite harem member

Yayyy :D its an accomplishment bc I'm feeling abnormally gay today

*hugs* the Gerard to my frank

Except or the gay part right :D?

the incoherent yelling to my patrick

:DDDDDD

the gayness to my brendon

:3

I love gayness :3

the misery business to my hayley

The gibberish to my patrick

the hair to my ray

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MY GOD I jUst LIstEnED TO JOHNIE GuiLBERts NEW SONG HOLLYWOOD aND ITS SO F**KING GOOD

same lol