"I'm Dr Josanity, I'm here to save your life!"

I wouldn't even trust that guy with a pet rock

"Your loss then."

"Not literally, nobody's dead."

"Oh, come on! It's the others that are the problem!"

what

"There's like seven colored clones of me and most of them shouldn't be trusted with your care."

"The black suit one is probably a hitman, too."

I don't think I've ever met someone who resembled you or Josanity that could ever be trusted

"True."

"..."

"Come on! At least I have banger music!"

no you don't

"Dr Mario's Fever theme? Never listened?"

Nah

"You REALLY should! It's a bop!"

nah