Die mad

X: whoever is the strongest

(tbh I don't know who's the strongest, so most obnoxious go brrr)
Theodore: So you challenge me to a fight?

X: yeah

Theodore: *waves hand, sending a knife behind X toward his back*

X: *dodges it*

Theodore: You're quite quick, and very alert too..
*shoots X with his cane*

X: ow

Theodore: *eye twitch* Wha-? *shoots X again*
(so X is bullet resistant?)

X:*louder* ow!

(No)

Theodore: Why won't you die? *shoots X for the third goddam time with his cane*

X: OW! WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND GUNS?!

Theodore: IF YOU JUST DIED YOU WOULDN'T BE IN PAIN *shoots him for the fourth goddam time with his cane*

X: *regenerates and the bullets fall out*

F Ivan: 😂😂😂😂

(Random)

Sal: Hello!

F Ivan: Hi, may I assume that you are Sal?

Sal: H-how do you know my name? Creep!

F Ivan: Jeez, that was just a guess.

Don't call me a creep.

Sal: Oh ok then.

So what’s your name?

F Ivan: I am Ivan.

Sal: oke, nice to meet you?

F Ivan: Everything is boring nowadays...

Sal: Okay..?

F Ivan: Wait who are you?

Sal: I’m Sal..??

F Ivan: ok

(Imma end the rp here, it's boring)

*He’s testing out his ice skating skills.*

Theodore: I think I was at the bar..

"Did you feel like fainting? Nausea? Lightheadedness?"

Theodore: I remember having a single shot. And normally I am a HEAVY drinker.

sorry had to do smth)

"Hmm. Did you feel something poke your back?"

(whar)
Theodore: What do you mean?

"Like a dart.You probably fainted from one of those sleepiness darts… Or even blood loss."

Theodore: ..no? I don't feel any pain or discomfort.

"Hmmm… Then I’m not sure."

Theodore: Guess I'll figure it out on my own. Bye

"Alright- … Don’t you think your cold out here?-"

(Choose

Oke then..

Theodore: Hm? Why am I in an icy land? Brr..

"Whoa- WAIT WATCH OUT!!-"

*He crashed near Theodore, the snow softening his landing.*

Theodore: Should’ve watched where you were going..

"ooff…"

*He got up, wiping the snow off his coat.*

"… So- let’s just- ignore tha-"

*He fell again.*

Theodore: *uses telekinesis to pick him up*

You're clumsy, y'know that?

"In skiing shoes!- Wait- Telekinesis?-"

Theodore: Yeah. Never seen a telekinetic, you dimwitted wanker?

"Nonono- The f**k you mean dimwitted wanker?!"

(I just looked up random british insults and chose that one)

Theodore: The f**k you think I mean, you twat?

"Just because I questioned your telekinesis, doesn’t mean I don’t know what telekinesis is!"

Theodore: Enough of you. *sends him flying across the ice*

"AAAHH-"

*He slid across the ice.*

Theodore: *throws a knife that pierces his pant leg, pinning him to the ice* Had enough?

"Yeouch-"

"You just started this argument because I questioned your telekinesis!"

"…"

"… okay maybe I have had enough-"

Theodore: Okay. *lifts him to his feet* What is your name?

"Ensie."

Theodore: Well, Ensie, I have no clue how I got here. Would you perhaps tell me where I am?

"… Hmm… Where do you last remember being at?"