Doing this for humor; You are not forced to do this. You won't be given the power.

the power to skip school

you still get in trouble

idc I'm staying home still

have absolutely NO gag reflex

You can't control when you puke, so you might puke randomly through an airplane window, you might throw up at popeyes Louisiana chicken, who knows where you puke?

i might puke on your smalldick-va**na

Having the power of not being affected by the replies flying power included

(I'm just gonna troll you)
You will never have sex after the making of this comment
(Site mods, I am not insulting this user)

Guess what? Me not affected

(I'm just gonna infiltrate the replies with trolling because I can)
The replies you get might suck, with the reply sucking ass being a 34.17% chance, while the reply absolutely sucking to the point it's hideous has a chance of 5.58%.

but when memer comes here the chances of sucking eachother are 200%-