PRE-SEASON JIMMY; THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY! REGULAR SEASON JIMMY; MAYBE I SHOULD GET A MORE FUEL EFFICIENT CAR? PLAYOFF JIMMY; THE AMERICAN PETROCHEMICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX HAS THOROUGHLY ADDICTED ALL OF US TO A CAR CENTRIC LIFESTYLE THAT HAMPERS OUR HEALTH AND OUR PLANET'S ABILITY TO SUSTAIN HUMAN LIFE WHILE RELEGATING US TO PERPETUAL IMPOVERISHMENT BOTH FINANCIAL AND OF THE MIND AND IT IS ONLY BY WAY OF THE THOROUGH DESTRUCTION OF THIS COMPLEX AND DEPROGRAMMING OF THE "CAR BRAIN" MINDSET THAT WE WILL EVER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRULY FREE
