so you could sex me however you want 💯🔥

NO

!COULD!

HYPOTHETICALLY

even though all of imgflip doesnt believe me- I'm not turned on by this even a little

same lol

bro its not even just you either I'm friends with a lot of bi/les people and ALL MY FRIENDS always think I'm dating them

me, with my friend sitting in my lap: we are NOT dating

Me on my lesbian friend's back: Yeah neither are we!

me, holding hands with my friend: not gay at all!

Me letting one of my friends hold me bridal style so they can see how light I am: I'm gay, but not for them!

me, after kissing my friend's cheek: she's having a rough day

one my straight friend grabbed me by my ankle and dragged me down the hall while I was screaming (I didn't want to go to class)

i drag my friend across the P.E. floor all the time

I'm like 108 so I'm short and light
so my friends take advantage of that bc they're tall ass bitches

bro im 108 and im tall 💀

I'm light so everyone either drags me or picks me up to take me somewhere

im pretty sure my bio teacher thinks im dating my friend...

OMG my culinary teacher definitely knows I'm bi bc I told her and she said "I know, you scream chaotic bisexual energy. don't worry I support my cousin is gay" I LOVE HER SO MUCH

"i know" is crazy

LITERALLY and its the same thing my friend said to me on discord once she said "you scream gay and unresolved childhood issues"

o h m y g o d
my friend told me i act gayer with her now then when we were dating

THATS WILD

one of my friends said I act gayer dating a boy than I did when I was friends w benefits with the goth girl

108.5 and 5'2 💀💀💀💀💀

im built like a twig so...

LOL SAME I'm so freaking skinny my friends think I'm anorexic
and I'm really pale my friends started calling me vampire again when I became emo
this is probably why I vibe so hard with bullets

bro in the sun i look blue

in the sun I look as white as paper bro

during band camp, i had to wear shorts, and I'm pretty sure i blinded everyone

lol I'm too scared to stay away from home

so. real. whenever my family goes anywhere i beg to stay home.

well I'm also scared to be left at home alone 💀

why?

I think I have abandonment issues

you gave me abandonment issues

I think that's just me being a bottom or some shit idk

HOW IN thE F**K?

you giving me abandonment issues?

yEs?!?!?!

oh. that time when you left without saying anything

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLL I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE