When i have a child, i know damn well they are gonna pull the "thats racist" on me at least once.

you mean you will pull it on them?

Nope, they will pull it on me.

Its that smart ass but also funny combo that would make the joke happen

they putting you to bed? how would the situation come up that they pull it on you?

Idk like saying some normal shit like "my cat is black" and my child, being how i imagine they will be, will say "thats racist"

oh k that's actually pretty funny

Parents in 2034:

based dad