TheUnpopularEmoMemer

Hi

You are now adopted!

Yay

:0

What do I win?

Adoption, hello son

Hello father

How was your day?

Good u

Twas good

I' m
y o u r
s i s t e r.

Oki! *walks through happi*

Yay! Now where is Mc!

MC's gone in triple hell

Welp, time to go!

Nice try!!! *guards path to triple hell with maximum security*

:3 don’t make me do it

do wat, young peasant? :<

*squeezing motions with my hands* >:3

THAT'S IT, I'M BLOCKING U

Naur

I jus wan go through :(

ok fine, but pls don't do that to me again. *le opens gate*

sorry guys, im back from triple hell now

Hai, so how was that place?

kinda boring, the screaming and gore was really bland

Eh, try quintuple hell

they really arent that creative anymore *sigh* such a shame

Tell me about it.

Now my daughter

le cap

Nope, no cap

*sticks cap back on with superglue*

*consumes*

*buys new cap infested with poysanus venom and sticks it with superglue*

*consumes*

*you die*

*wakes up* :3

*you discover you're in hell* :3