I don’t need to tow anything because I don’t need a 1,200 dollar a month 4 ton ball of steel security blanket to make me feel like a man and cosplay as a cowboy.
It only costs me 50 cents to go to my job everyday. OH WAIT it doesn’t even cost that because my job pays for my fuel!
Imagine having to pay 150 bucks to fill up your tank to get worse mileage than a punch buggy.
Couldn’t be me